Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful cow.

Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil, he will remove you from existence.

Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fedgupnurtnutt Kiksomvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never wear purple stockings on sacred days.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always share corn with strangers, but never with moths.