Kiprilflag Fedkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful coyote.

Kiprilflag Fedkom created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiprilflag Fedkom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kiprilflag Fedkom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kiprilflag Fedkom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kiprilflag Fedkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cherries upon stone.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Never mix apples with oil.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.