Cenbiss Busgemced is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil fish.

Cenbiss Busgemced created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbiss Busgemced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenbiss Busgemced, she will send you a sign.

Cenbiss Busgemced's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cenbiss Busgemced's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with fear.

3. Do not wear tights marked with mauve.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Never wear blue dresses.