Beg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody wasp.

Beg created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Beg, she will turn you into a frog.

Beg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Beg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not prepare figs while filled with envy.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Beg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.