Wapgepspag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident dryad.

Wapgepspag created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgepspag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wapgepspag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wapgepspag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wapgepspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at crossroads.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always store peanuts above ground.

5. Never record numbers.