Lunpitbomquill is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous weasel.

Lunpitbomquill created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunpitbomquill, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunpitbomquill, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lunpitbomquill's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lunpitbomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.