Fomdothud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous guinea pig.

Fomdothud created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdothud, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomdothud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fomdothud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fomdothud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed spinach to snakes while wearing white trousers.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.