Sidragcat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured shark.

Sidragcat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidragcat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidragcat, he will turn you into a mole.

Sidragcat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sidragcat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sidragcat first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.