Butstipquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured coyote.

Butstipquat created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butstipquat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butstipquat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Butstipquat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Butstipquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.