Listfumnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful chinchilla.

Listfumnat created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listfumnat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listfumnat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Listfumnat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Listfumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must pray to Listfumnat four times a day.

5. Always remove coats before touching silicon.