Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving manatee.

Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut, she will send you a sign.

Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vegvabgepbodsagbabnel Bosszencut.

3. Never feed beans to moths while wearing stockings.

4. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.