Fadbidgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent hummingbird.

Fadbidgep created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbidgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadbidgep, he will turn you into a rock.

Fadbidgep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fadbidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mark doors with turquoise.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Never mention ducks.