Afflowdap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Afflowdap created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Afflowdap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Afflowdap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Afflowdap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Afflowdap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never gather five capybaras near doors.