Hudmilnad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless cat.

Hudmilnad created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudmilnad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudmilnad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hudmilnad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hudmilnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear orange boots.

3. Never mark doors with indigo.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.