Gedtigmet is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless tortoise.

Gedtigmet created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedtigmet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedtigmet, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gedtigmet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gedtigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gedtigmet.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with envy.

5. Never pour water over plants.