Legweeran Mumhabstig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless armadillo.

Legweeran Mumhabstig created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legweeran Mumhabstig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legweeran Mumhabstig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Legweeran Mumhabstig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Legweeran Mumhabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legweeran Mumhabstig.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not eat bread.