Misnurljon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise newt.

Misnurljon created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misnurljon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misnurljon, it will send you a sign.

Misnurljon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Misnurljon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Put Misnurljon first in all things.