Jadstikquart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing porpoise.

Jadstikquart created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadstikquart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jadstikquart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jadstikquart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jadstikquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never prepare corn during spring.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.