Miswipnar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish meerkat.

Miswipnar created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Miswipnar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Miswipnar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miswipnar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Miswipnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. You must never eat bread.