Bedzoddag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful dragonfly.

Bedzoddag created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedzoddag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bedzoddag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bedzoddag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bedzoddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.