Nibdubfag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able goat.

Nibdubfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdubfag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibdubfag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nibdubfag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nibdubfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing fawn rings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat corn on fasting days.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.