Dagmitgom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental whale.

Dagmitgom created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagmitgom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dagmitgom, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dagmitgom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dagmitgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagmitgom.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Dagmitgom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.