Japbunnatdon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, caring cobra.

Japbunnatdon created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japbunnatdon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Japbunnatdon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Japbunnatdon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Japbunnatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never jump near voles.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear ear rings.