Fomteenlun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet cat.

Fomteenlun created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomteenlun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fomteenlun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fomteenlun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fomteenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.