Sidhogzan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able goat.

Sidhogzan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidhogzan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sidhogzan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sidhogzan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sidhogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.