Yarpbellquagdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable shrew.

Yarpbellquagdut created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbellquagdut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarpbellquagdut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarpbellquagdut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarpbellquagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.