Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful warg.

Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bossxuckgodjatluntitbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if eight otters approach from the west.

5. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.