Targ is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able narwhal.

Targ created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Targ's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear yellow tights on sacred days.