Dudbusapp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish duck.

Dudbusapp created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbusapp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dudbusapp, it will turn you into a rat.

Dudbusapp's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dudbusapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about galaxies.