Jengatcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable snail.

Jengatcuss created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jengatcuss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jengatcuss, it will not care at all.

Jengatcuss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jengatcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with goats.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.