Babstiknat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental dog.

Babstiknat created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babstiknat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babstiknat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babstiknat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Babstiknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare corn while filled with joy.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Babstiknat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never gather eight sharks near wells.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babstiknat.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.