Bignullrigcunnutfenceb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient raccoon.

Bignullrigcunnutfenceb created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignullrigcunnutfenceb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bignullrigcunnutfenceb, he will come to you in dreams.

Bignullrigcunnutfenceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bignullrigcunnutfenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near gulls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bignullrigcunnutfenceb.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.