Arprullrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering jellyfish.

Arprullrutt created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arprullrutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arprullrutt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arprullrutt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arprullrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with indigo.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.