Hivxucgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable camel.

Hivxucgeb created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivxucgeb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivxucgeb, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hivxucgeb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hivxucgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near rats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat turnips on days of mourning.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.