Gan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind dove.

Gan created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples on holy days.

2. Never feed peas to otters while wearing orange stockings.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Never eat corn.