Mipomtzod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, astonishing hare.

Mipomtzod created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipomtzod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipomtzod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mipomtzod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mipomtzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not wear tights marked with black.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Shun those given to sloth.