Zogbotdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful troll.

Zogbotdoss created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogbotdoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zogbotdoss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zogbotdoss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zogbotdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Worship no other gods but Zogbotdoss.