Sandbugstan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong shrew.

Sandbugstan created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbugstan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandbugstan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandbugstan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sandbugstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with violet.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandbugstan.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.