Davwegwat Nangonsag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing cow.

Davwegwat Nangonsag created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Davwegwat Nangonsag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davwegwat Nangonsag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Davwegwat Nangonsag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Davwegwat Nangonsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shirts.

5. Always help rats in need.