Dossort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring eagle.

Dossort created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossort, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossort, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dossort's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dossort's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near birds while wearing green coats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

5. Always act with patience when addressing elders.