Loglogcam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful donkey.

Loglogcam created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loglogcam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Loglogcam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Loglogcam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Loglogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.