Onttiffarhottalpak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish cobra.

Onttiffarhottalpak created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Onttiffarhottalpak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Onttiffarhottalpak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Onttiffarhottalpak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Onttiffarhottalpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.