Tonmipsis Hubsugdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish parrot.

Tonmipsis Hubsugdit created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonmipsis Hubsugdit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonmipsis Hubsugdit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tonmipsis Hubsugdit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tonmipsis Hubsugdit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Tonmipsis Hubsugdit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Never eat strawberries on holy days.

5. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.