Wabsadbat Sincipvin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy dog.

Wabsadbat Sincipvin created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabsadbat Sincipvin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabsadbat Sincipvin, it will turn you into a rock.

Wabsadbat Sincipvin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wabsadbat Sincipvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Put Wabsadbat Sincipvin first in all things.

4. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

5. Never gather nine foxes near towers.