Xucyartgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage wyvern.

Xucyartgep created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucyartgep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xucyartgep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xucyartgep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xucyartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xucyartgep's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.