Tipdodlid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak shrew.

Tipdodlid created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Tipdodlid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tipdodlid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tipdodlid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tipdodlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never cross mountains at dusk.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipdodlid.