Nadvabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-confident crane.

Nadvabgov created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadvabgov, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadvabgov, she will be very unhappy.

Nadvabgov's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nadvabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not name children after nematodes.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.