Fabbetdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, charitable armadillo.

Fabbetdad created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbetdad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabbetdad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fabbetdad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fabbetdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Fabbetdad.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.