Ragcubril Narlbossyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking raccoon.

Ragcubril Narlbossyarl created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragcubril Narlbossyarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ragcubril Narlbossyarl, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ragcubril Narlbossyarl's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ragcubril Narlbossyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head cyan.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.