Popfomstik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Popfomstik created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popfomstik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Popfomstik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Popfomstik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Popfomstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.