Gubvagcatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain crocodile.

Gubvagcatdit created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvagcatdit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubvagcatdit, he will ignore you.

Gubvagcatdit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gubvagcatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.